Because it's Tuesday Pretties link-up day with Niki and in my rush to get ready for work this morning after sleeping in yet again, I look like this:

- Having just finished painting your nails, then realizing you've gotta pee.
- Never knowing how much YSL Touche Eclat you have left - damn you packaging!
- Foundation bottles without pumps. WHY!?
- When your left eyelashes look incredible, but the right ones? Spider legs.
- Just shaved legs + fake tan = disaster
- Getting eyelash glue everywhere
- Applying a face mask, then having someone knock on the door.. and you're the only one home.
- Dried flakes of mascara on your eyeshadow.
- Applying mascara and then sneezing... I give up on lashes. OMG.
- Foundation bottles without pumps. WHY!?
- When your left eyelashes look incredible, but the right ones? Spider legs.

- Just shaved legs + fake tan = disaster
- Getting eyelash glue everywhere

- Dried flakes of mascara on your eyeshadow.
- Applying mascara and then sneezing... I give up on lashes. OMG.
- Not being able to get your winged liner to remotely resemble anything even close to semi-symmetrical.

- Freshly shaved armpits + Spray deodorant. THE BURN!
- Wearing a bold lipstick then needing to eat.
- Lipstick teeth.

- Over applying hair oil on damp, freshly washed hair resulting in greasy locks.
- Lipgloss + long hair + windy day.
- Eyebrow filling I can't even.
