I am not a Fashion Blogger - Photoshoot Bloopers Part 3.

You may have seen that I was asked to model a few outfits last month (here, here, here, and here). You may also have seen my bloopers posts from two of those four outfit posts (here and here). 

It was fun creating the illusion that I'm some sort of fashion blogger who produces nothing but perfect photos but that's all it was: an illusion. The truth is, behind every beautiful photo lies about 40 wonderfully hideous ones because at the end of the day, I am not graceful, I do not have perfect hair, my clothes are usually crinkled to some degree, my posture is terrible. I'm just an uncool chick with an awkward stance and major resting bitch face who cannot walk without tripping over, and most days, doesn't bother to put on pants..

Here are a handful of my favourite outtakes from my White and Blush outfit post. Enjoy them as much as I do:

I call this particular pose The "Mr Burns"

Nailed it.

and this one The "Cara Delevingne".

Or how about a mid-sentence photo?

and then there's the walking motion shots.. I'll say it once and I'll say it again: I cannot walk.

Though my galumph can only truly be appreciated in GIF form. Behold:

I mean honestly, who walks like this?! 

and the black flats just add beautifully to the overall image.

Watch this space for more bloopers from my final outfit post. Alternatively, you can see my previous fashion out takes here and here.